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Archive for October, 2008

Day of doom is here

Dear Creature Scratching Around in my Attic at 3:30 a.m.: Meet Yang. He will crush you, see you driven before him, and hear the lamentations of your women. Come on downstairs for some cat food and water. He’s looking forward to meeting you.

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In every relationship, there are schisms, disagreements over past events that will never be resolved. These can run from the minor to the catastrophic, from aggravating to infuriating. Also, apparently, there are events that are not your fault at all, but you end up being held accountable for them anyway. My little brother got married [...]

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It got cold enough this weekend to break out the heated mattress pad, meaning that until spring I can enjoy blissful sleep until approximately 7:30 a.m. on the weekends. Yin, above left, The Cat Who Cares, spends most mornings during the warmer seasons doing his best to get me up at 5:30 every morning. Yang, [...]

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I don’t have a thing for goats. Really. The photo at the top of this blog just struck me as a cool image, a unique moment in time. The husband and I had just finished making our way through a north Alabama corn maze (an especially bad idea, given that I grew up spending summers [...]

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Light it up

I think my house should smell like my personality. This scent is reminiscent of Pier 1 Imports, circa 1986. I don’t make the rules. I just light the incense.

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While browsing the List of the Day archives, I spotted the September 17 entry, Your Worst Job, and began analyzing my own early career path. Having avoided the service industry for most of my working years, I don’t have too much whining to do about my jobs of yore. My fellow cube rats will agree that the [...]

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(Editor’s note: I realize a lot of people are reading this to actually find the plural of podium, and not discuss presidential debates. So, it’s either “podiums” or “podia.” I’d go with “podiums,” because the other choice, frankly, sounds like hypercorrection.) Politics and preferences aside, last night’s presidential debate set-up was certain to make one [...]

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The setting: A country restaurant in Meridianville, Ala. The characters: An elderly couple, in their 70s or 80s. The moment: As they were getting ready to leave, the husband walked slowly around the table to help his wife, who was using a cane and having a hard time getting up. As he carefully helped her [...]

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