Comments on: King Cake Fail

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The hilarity of site stats « Entirely Adequate — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:06:46 +0000

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Don’t hesitate to buy a Publix king cake « Entirely Adequate — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 23:03:23 +0000

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The final holiday project: cake balls « Entirely Adequate — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:01:53 +0000

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By: Hardesty

Hardesty — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:43:46 +0000

Those are Chinese sleeper agents. It’s part of their master plan of invading the U.S. my hiding unhatched Chinese in our king cakes. The incredibly hard (and pink) plastic shell envelops each agent while he safely sleeps in cake batter. I’ve yet to see one hatch…but then again, I’ve never seen what happens after the “baby” has been discarded.

By: wpofd

wpofd — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:17:43 +0000

Lead-based babies.

By: shaggerty

shaggerty — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:37:25 +0000

Possibly. Or maybe China’s only making large plastic babies now.

By: calluna

calluna — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:30:07 +0000

Maybe it has nothing to do with chipped teeth or choking. Maybe it’s a reference to today’s childhood obesity problem.