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Archive for November, 2009

Inspired by fellow blogger SevenDead, I’ve been playing around with TiltShift Maker, an online application that manipulates images to look like model photos.

Inspired by actually being able to remember my iTunes password, I have added CatPaint to my iPhone’s photo arsenal. Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

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And hilarity ensued

I just celebrated my 14th wedding anniversary. Fourteen years of marriage … I don’t think that used to be a lot, but it seems like it is now.

The secret? There is no secret.

I can tell you my favorite part of the relationship: We have fun. Probably 75% of “our stories” could end with the phrase “… and hilarity ensued.”

I’m looking forward to a lot more hilarity ensuing.

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Take a ride on the wild side

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Llamas are hilarious and they know it.

I have no idea how I lived in Huntsville for almost three years without visiting the Harmony Park Safari. Although I’m not much of a zoo person anymore, I can totally get on board with a drive-through safari.

Animals including deer, goats, llamas, miniature horses, a bison, a zebra, and a small variety of fancy-looking cattle will come right up to your vehicle door, expecting a handful of corn.

Note: Buy at least one bucket of corn for $5 at the entrance. Do you really want to be the one piker on the whole safari path who doesn’t feed the animals? They can smell cheap, you know.

The drive-through park is open from 10 a.m. until sunset March through November. It’s an awesome way to spend a fall or spring afternoon. Summer afternoons I cannot vouch for, since intense heat and pasture animals can be an odorous combination.

Entry fee is $6 a person. If you’ve got kids who are in any way scared of large animals, don’t bring them, because the animals are decidedly not scared of you and will hover menacingly next to your vehicle. Especially the emus.

Harmony Park is located at 431 Clouds Cove Road SE. Google Maps will get you there, but it’s a rural area and cell service is spotty, so you may not be able to follow the blinking blue dot the whole way.

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He's tiny, but he's persistent.

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African tortoises taking a nap in the reptile house.

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Fancy livestock abound.

llama feed

Technically you should keep your arms inside the vehicle. I married a rebel.

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zebra

Harmony Park Safari in South Huntsville: If you live here and you’ve never been, GO. It’s a riot.

More pics TC.

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You’re the manager of a big-box home improvement store and the economy’s hit bottom. Do you cut employee hours across the board, so much so that potential customers can find no one to take their money?

It looks like you do.

I spent 20 minutes in the appliances section of a huge home improvement store yesterday, waiting with another lady who kept pressing the “please come sell me something” button to no avail. I had the exact make and model of the appliance I wanted in hand, on a printout given to me a few weeks earlier by one of the store’s employees. All I needed was for someone to order the appliance and charge a large amount of money to my credit card.

But no. The section of the store in which NOTHING is priced UNDER $500 and most everything is priced OVER $1200 was completely unstaffed on a Sunday afternoon.

What’s funny is that the OTHER big-box home improvement store had already pulled a similar stunt with me and my remodeling dollars several weeks before.

I’m not begging anybody to take my money. If showing up is half the battle, you guys LOSE.

What a boon for the local mom-and-pop stores that have survived the competition. I bet bad customer service experiences get more people through their doors than anything else.

Every appliance in my kitchen is going to have to be replaced in the next couple of years. It’s very handy to have a list of the stores that don’t really want to sell me anything.

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I spent nearly 30 minutes Sunday afternoon chopping vegetables. Homemade pico de gallo is a harsh mistress.

Admittedly, it probably should have taken only about half that long. I’m slow and accident-prone.

Still, it gave me a long time to ponder the psychology of food preparation these days.

I grew up in the ’80s, when moms were going to work in droves and the buzzword in cooking was “timesaving.” Jars of spaghetti sauce and boxes of brownie mix became standard pantry supplies.

The divide between male and female roles was never more apparent. Women became fully aware that they were working a second shift after their 9-to-5 job ended, and many resented every minute of it.

Cooking became a chore made easier by letting somebody else do the grunt work. Convenience was our mantra, and we bought into the pursuit of better living through chemistry.

Somewhere along the way, we went too far. There seems to be a couple generations of people who think nothing of buying a week’s worth of meals from the freezer case. There are likely teenagers who think French toast only comes in sticks, and that “homemade” cookies come from rolls of dough in the dairy case. There are 30-somethings who cannot navigate the meat counter, not because they’re vegetarians, but because the only meat they ever buy is pre-seasoned and pre-cooked.

I’m no cooking saint or food snob. There’s a jar of spaghetti sauce in my pantry and a big bag of Costco meatballs in the freezer, and I’m not afraid to use them.

But I’ve also made my own sauce and meatballs from a recipe passed down through my Italian mother-in-law’s family. I’ve melted three different kinds of chocolate to make brownies that would make anybody eschew the boxed stuff forever.

I, ladies and gentlemen, have made a souffle.

While there has been a foodie revolution gaining momentum over the past decade or so, the quality of many American diets seems to have gone down.

For some, it’s an economic issue. You can buy a couple of cheap hamburgers if all you have is $5 in your pocket, but that $5 won’t cover ground beef, buns, condiments and veggies to make a better version.

Note, however, that if I see you with a cart containing a $6 carton of organic milk AND a stack of Lunchables, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t always have 45 minutes to make my own pico de gallo and fajitas, but I do have a slow cooker and mad planning skills.

All in all, I don’t mind cooking on the second shift (though I must add that the husband makes an excellent calzone and superb oatmeal cookies). I deserve proper nourishment, as does my husband and anybody else I’m feeding. More than that, though, we deserve delicious nourishment, and the way to delicious is sometimes marked with a sharp knife and zen-like concentration.

By choosing what we eat based on convenience, we stand a chance of shortchanging our bodies and our tastebuds. Avoiding that outcome is never a waste of time.

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