All the good New Year’s resolutions are already taken.
In 2010, I don’t plan to lose weight, quit smoking, or organize my house. I’ve got some pretty good eating/exercise habits in place, though I could probably do with a lot less coffee and a little more cardio. I don’t smoke, despite having the most awesome collection of ashtrays in the South. I’ve been organizing for several years, operating under the mantra “If I don’t own it, I don’t have to organize it.” My closets have become temples of minimalism.
Yeah, I’m Miss Excitement when it comes to life changes.
Rest assured, there’s a plan this year, and it’s big. The word “saga” will be invoked.
I just have to put the finishing touches on it.
Don’t you dare bring anything into this world!
Did I say “saga” or “epic threat to my sanity”?
Yes; you said “saga” twice.