Me: So I might get to have lunch with Tom Wolfe.
The Husband: Who?
Me: Tom Wolfe. He’s a famous author.
H: That’s what you dreamed?
Me: No, I dreamed that I was wandering around a post-apocalyptic Earth in search of chocolate-covered cherries. The English department might actually host a luncheon with Tom Wolfe.
H: Oh.
Me: No, I dreamed that I was wandering around a post-apocalyptic Earth in search of chocolate-covered cherries.
Entirely Adequate 
That was DAMN funny!